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I guess that many of you know a website called https://how-old.net. It's a website that determines the gender and age of a person by uploaded picture. It was quite popular few years ago and it's still working.This website however isn't perfect and sometimes cannot detect any faces on a photo, so if some characters are absent that's because of it.  It's for fun rather than for a scientific data. 
Today I used some photos to determine the age of el Prez and his acquaintances.
Let's see:

Tropico 3

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[Image: :presidente:]66 - the highest score of el Comandante yet.[Image: :presidente:]
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Tropico 4

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So you think you're tough Ambassador huh? I bet you haven't met el Presidente yet you grandpa.
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El diablo - a grandpa in a young body.
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Stop Rebel, is that your IQ? Is taht your height? No, that's your age you stupid maggot.
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Lord Chuffney - an old chap from the embassy.
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Agent Sasha - how do you make your hair is so shiny at the age of 33?
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Brunhilde Van Hoof - she probably identifies herself as a 66-year old man and we cannot forbid it in a polotically correct world or is it just because of her german roots?
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Miss Pineapple are you nuts? You can tell people that you are 18 but you won't fool el  Presidente.
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Yu Li - a chinese dragon on the Caribbean.
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[Image: :presidente:]El Prez and his crew form a poster of Tropico 4. Do these glasses make him look old?[Image: :presidente:]
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[Image: :presidente:]El Magnifico from Modern Times - you look familiar and very young![Image: :presidente:]
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Tropico 5

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Rudolf Thompson - a good godfearing American President isn't he?
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Penultimo -  this mustache makes you one year older!
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Albert Zweistein or Dreistein oder Vierstein, anyway everything seems to fit here.
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Hola Veronica, you don't change at all.
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Are you a rebel?
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Evita Vasquez - a communism lover from T5 - is she really that age?
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Leon Kane.
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[Image: :presidente:]45 or 51 - depends on mood[Image: :presidente:]
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Tropico 6

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Penultimo is a happy 43-years old right hand of el Presidente always serving Him and The Banana Republic Tropico.
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[Image: :presidente:]50 - that's a lot, but not for el Presidente. Comrade Presidente feels better than ever to rule over the entire Caribbean.[Image: :presidente:]

I hope to refresh this thread ASAP, when the new characters arrive to the sunny island of Tropico. As you can see el Presidente is getting younger and younger, he is getting stronger, his reign is unstoppable and He is potentially going to live Rule forever.

More pictures are here because it's time consuming to upload them all here. Click here to see them.
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.... as old as his hair and a little bit older than his teeth.