While playing the game I thought it would be kinda funny to create my secret police using an old church. Then make all my secret agents gay men disguised as priests doing my dirty work for me.
So I would just keep firing anyone who applied for the position and wait for a new guy and check his marital status. Well after firing a few people a gentleman by the name of "Luis Colon" applied for the secret agent job. He wasn't married but I thought it would be humorous to keep him anyway in the group of gay secret agents there would be the single guy with the last name of "Colon". Well as I was looking for the second and third gay secret agents I happen to check my first and notice he had gotten married and to a guy! Bonus! Then I noticed his last name. He married "Armani Cox" and had his last name changed to "Luis Cox"

So a gay man named "Colon" married a gay man named "Cox" . I am still dying of laughter...

T

I thought only women could be secret agents.

Colon is a familiar common latin last name.

(02-12-2009 07:36 AM)Meepercmdr Wrote:  I thought only women could be secret agents.

Only if the building you choose is for women (restaurant f.e.). If you choose a mans-building like the church you get male-Juan-Bondis.

I suppose this is better than raining men. I still laugh every time that Juanito says talk about the weather on the radio. Where I use to live they had pride parades once a year and you could be assured that if you lived within ear shot of the main boulevard where the parade was held or within ear shot of the festival grounds then you were listening to Martha Wash (Weather Girls), It's raining men. Yup, even after hearing Juanito mention that 500 times already, I still chuckle a little.

Oh, and I'd guess coincidence.

Colon would also be a good hidden name for a doctor in Tropico 3. I'm just thankful that my regular Dr. isn't named Dr. Colon as I'd have to chuckle at least a little when I see him every other week.

I never have enough liberty to legalize gay marriage. I oppress my people.

(02-12-2009 03:36 PM)Jaguar10301 Wrote:  I never have enough liberty to legalize gay marriage. I oppress my people.

I've activated that edict because I hate shacks!
It seems to me that there are more man/man marriages that woman/woman. Has anyone noticed that?

(02-12-2009 05:23 PM)TheEmperor Wrote:  It seems to me that there are more man/man marriages that woman/woman. Has anyone noticed that?

Yes. This is because there are often more male jobs available on Tropico than female jobs (especially if you go into mining or logging), so you end up with a surplus of single males without the edict.

Equal Opportunity Employers:

1. Farms
2. Ranches
3. Construction Office
4. Cannery
5. Cigar Factory
6. Jewelry Factory
7. Rum Distillery
8. Lumber Mill
9. Furniture Factory
10. Ethnic Enclave
    

Men Only

1. Teamster's Office
2. Logging Camp
3. Fisherman's Wharf
4. Mines
5. Tour Office
6. Beach Site
7. Pool
8. Spa
9. Botanical Garden
10. Zoo
11. Casino
12. Movie Theater
13. Sports Club
14. Garage
15. Dock
16. Tourist Dock
17. Bank
18. Police Station
19. Prison
20. Guard Station
21. Armory
22. Army Base
23. College
24. Archeological Museum
25. Clinic
26. Hospital
27. Church
28. Cathedral
    

Women Only

1. Pub
2. Restaurant
3. Gourmet Restaurant
4. Childhood Museum
5. All Hotels
6. Souvenir Shop
7. Night Club
8. Cabaret
9. Oil Refinery
10. Power Plant
11. Airport
12. Immigration Office
13. Diplomatic Ministry
14. High School
15. Market Place
16. Newspaper
17. Radio Station
18. Television Station
    

Gamer's Choice

1. Secret Police
   

You could design your island so that you have a surplus of women by going mainly into tourism and having a lot of pubs, restaurants, and night clubs.